June 2011
1 post
November 2009
1 post
Chat with Euan
kimberley: OMG. the term "bear" for me, just gets better and better.
euan: how? haha
kimberley: cause I'm REALLY warm all the time, yeah? that's cause i'm chubbier than you lot... so that provide major insulation for my body... THATS WHAT BEARS DO!
euan: do you sleep for months at a time, eat moss and catch salmon with your hands?
euan: i can't wait to see you catch salmon with your hands
October 2009
5 posts
fmylife.com
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML.
Woaaah
I haven’t been on here in aaaagges, I might actually start again. I forgot how random and fun it can be.
May 2009
6 posts
fmylife.com
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
textsfromlastnight.com
(202): Do ugly people know they are ugly?
(1-202): The quiet ones do.
Chat with the boyfriend
Me: Look, I bought this cuuute new collar for my puppy!
Andy: Aw.. Isn't that.. cute..
Me: It isss. It's so cute!
Andy: That's the collar that I was looking at for my dog.. but then I slagged it off. I didn't like it.
Me: ...Thanks.
Recipe Site - Lifes Ambrosia →
It’s an absolutely fantastic website with sooo much yummy foods! I can’t wait to try some of these recipes when I’m off for summer!
April 2008
1 post
this is new
i’m new to this, but i’m sure i’ll work it out soon enough. To me, it looks like there’s hardly anything to work out.